Kangaroos Can’t Jump Backwards

kangIf you already knew this about kangaroos, you likely watch Daniel Tosh. On his Happy Thoughts video, he mentioned this and said it would stick with you. Maybe you’ll never use it but just in case you ever were with an angry kangaroo, you would know to get behind it. Since our Friday posts are more random than most, let’s talk about more useless facts. I read 50 things you don’t need to know on this site and you should too. Then when you are stuck in an uncomfortable silence, you have something to bring up like: Almonds are a member of the peach family, an ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain, and right-handed people live an average nine years longer than left-handed people do. And when your friend complains about not taking that promised vacation with you because they are afraid of flying, you can say that more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Because how else would we find this stuff out?     ~Dutch

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